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Pitch a Tent Every Morning with the Ultimate Camp "Morning Wood" Shower Curtain
Transform your bathroom into the wildest campsite in Grand Teton National Park. Whether you're hanging out with a tie-dye Bigfoot, a guitar-playing frog, a Mothman perched in the shadows, or an alien studying star charts, this shower curtain ensures your morning routine is anything but subtle. It’s bold, bizarre, and guaranteed to give your guests something to talk about.
The Nitty-Gritty Details:
- 100% Durable Polyester: Built tough enough to outlast a night in the deep woods while keeping its vibrant colors looking fresh.
- One-Sided Print: The party stays on the outside (or inside, depending on who's watching).
- Hooks Not Included: You'll need to supply your own hardware to get this bad boy standing tall.
- Water-Resistantish: Polyester handles splashes well, but if you tend to make a splash, pair it with a liner for total waterproof protection.
- Sizing: Pre-constructed item with a potential size variance of +/- 2" (because size isn't everything, but precision helps).
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Buttonholes
12 buttonholes at the top for hook placement
Age restrictions
For adults
Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. .
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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