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Boat Ramps & Bad Decisions: Keep Your Clothes Clean
Get your minds out of the gutter (again)—we’re strictly talking about trailering the boat after a long, glorious day on the water! If you know the sheer, white-knuckle agony of trying to haul a speed boat up a slippery ramp with a crowd of impatient onlookers watching your every move, this apron speaks your exact love language.
Featuring Bigfoot behind the wheel of a truck towing the squad—complete with a dragon, Mothman, and a Jackalope riding shotgun—this graphic captures that universal moment of boat-ramp dread: "Man, I hate pulling out!" Whether you're master of the backyard grill, pulling a fresh batch of cookies out of the oven, or just trying to protect your clothes from hot grease splatters, this apron delivers maximum attitude with full-coverage protection.
The Details:
- Vibe: Sarcastic, chaotic boat-life humor with a heavy dose of cryptid energy.
- Graphic: Vivid print showing Bigfoot, Mothman, and friends wrestling with boat ramp logistics.
- Fit: Adjustable neck strap and extra-long waist ties to comfortably fit pitmasters and bakers of all shapes and sizes.
- Material: Durable, easy-to-clean fabric built to withstand rogue BBQ sauce, grease splatters, and awkward eye contact at the dock.
Slap this on for your next cookout and let everyone know that while pulling out is a hassle, looking this good while grilling isn't.
100% Cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong and smooth fabric that's perfect for printing.
Tie back closure
The cotton apron has a tie back closure for a comfortable fit.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Made in India
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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