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The "I Swear It’s Just a Tree" Psychedelic Wall Tapestry
Status: In Stock (and currently observing you)
Have you ever looked at a blank wall and thought, "This room really lacks the comforting feeling of fifty cosmic eyeballs oozing rainbow syrup onto glowing mushrooms"? Problem solved.
Transform your bedroom, dorm, or wizard lair with the ultimate conversation starter. Whether you need a backdrop for late-night music sessions, an instant vibe upgrade, or a subtle way to test if your guests are paying attention, this tapestry delivers maximum surrealism.
Why Your Wall Needs This:
A custom wall tapestry is a surefire way to uplift any room’s aesthetics with a personal touch. This 100% Polyester wall tapestry comes with hemmed edges for extra durability to ensure years' worth of decorating bliss. The advanced tapestry printing techniques guarantee crisp detail even for the craziest of designs, in any of our multiple size choices.
.: 100% Polyester
.: Lightweight and versatile, easy to hang, move, or fold for storage
.: Multiple sizes
.: Blanks sourced from China
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Hemmed edges
The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Microfiber origin - China
Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. .
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